Completely off topic:

Did they come with a note, “thank you for your son’s life! Here’s a gift basket and an autographed glamour shot of President Donald Trump!”

You could always set the Satanic Temple on them (not to be confused with the Church of Satan, which is an entirely different organization). They do things like start Satanic after school programs and hand out Satanic tracts. Nothing gets religion out of schools faster than those schools being reminded that when the…

Sent the Mississippi ACLU a letter. Hopefully I’ll hear back. This is the passive white Christian shit that I have no tolerance for.

Apparently kinja just ate my post so let me repost. This is completely unrelated. The public high school right by my house that I can hear all the football stadium announcements just had a prayer and a whole Jesus is our savior thing before they played the national anthem. THIS IS NOT OK. Forced patriotism and…

Any self-respecting parent of a preschooler knows that when you’re reciting e.e. cummings, you have to change the words just a teensy bit for maximum bonding power, i.e.:
i carry your fart

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.

Oh man, Sam Neill in Jurassic Park opened my 15-year-old floodgates.

Ohhhh poor man’s Rob Lowe!

Would it help if I told you the story about my aunt getting in trouble with the secret service for throwing a whole cooked ham at Dick Cheney?

What? Really? Little Ms. Sunshine? As Good As It Gets? Someone Like You? You’ve Got Mail????

Starred for the “Nope Train to Fuckthatville,” a phrase I have never heard but plan on using every 5 minutes for the rest of my life.

I believe it went Kinnear —> Henson (the BEST Talk Soup host ever, hands down) —> Hal Sparks —> Aisha Tyler —> Joel McHale.

AS good As It Gets

Conflict: I really like Amy Adams movies and I enjoy most Christian Bale movies but I really, really, really cannot stand Dick Cheney and watching a movie about him seems like some sort of punishment. So can one of y’all watch it for me and then report back? ‘Cause I’m out.

I was with you for a minute there, Mayim, I really was. I, too, have experienced probably less-than-average amounts of sexual harassment and catcalling (though not none, of course, because duh), and I’ve largely attributed it to two things: I’ve always been a homebody, and I’m not hot, just regular. So I get that…

John Henson replaced Greg when he left to become a full time actor. I also think there were a few other hosts before McHale showed up.

Seven times!? How? Why? Are you okay now?

Original host of Talk Soup on E!