Others may have said it, but I think Garth Ennis said it best...

CHOP THEIR HEAD AND LIMBS OFF and THEN toss them in a sub and sink it to the bottom of the nearest body of water

Okay so you know in Law and Order and other crime shows when the cops have you as someone of importance to the case so they tell you “Not to leave the state”?

is there any chance that Tyler Hoechlin was tom’s stunt double on that film? because, i mean...

Honestly, if she had been sorted at age 11, she would likely go into Gryffindor (or maybe even Hufflepuff), and I certainly can’t imagine she would’ve enjoyed the company of junior Death Eaters. At 27, however, girlfriend has fully embraced her serpentine side and is not going back, although I still can’t see her…

ETA: Pettigrew was a hatstall (G vs. S), and Rowling herself has implied that the Sorting Hat was indeed wrong to sort him into Gryffindor. So if Swift is a Pettigrew, it could be argued that she therefore belongs in Slytherin.

“She’s not clever enough by half.”

1 - is this a good show? I didn’t even realize the first season had come out.

Yes, thank you because I’m here to talk about her hair. She’s in constant need of toner and I don’t understand on account of the fact that she’s so rich and all. Why does she go for the all over bleach? She needs to weave in some baby lowlights, maybe a root smudge, toss on a toner, and join us in 2017. Surely all…

I’m going to ignore any more nonsense from this classless biatch and instead give a shout-out to Jenni Miller who has been an articulate badass throughout all the hoopla around this. She should look into politics.

Nope, she’s the asshole who wrote a “memoir” in which she lied about volunteering in Africa, invented stories about evil African mercenaries and wild escapes and other bullshit, and made it clear that she’s racist, clueless, and untalented.

Yes, they were married. Not sure where “boyfriend” came from and why the author didn’t Google the info.

Their faces make my face hurt for them. They all look like this guy is their surgeon.

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

So, I looked at the partial eclipse with my naked eyes today (shut up about it mom!). Then I looked through my phone camera (pointed directly at the sun) thinking it was safer...waiting for the blindness to kick in.

Arguing about Friends is clearly what I need to be doing right now, so...

Here’s a before-and-after of our cat’s slimdown. She was very overweight when we adopted her, but now she’s hit her goal weight and has way more energy -before she would barely move off the bed, whereas now she even goes outside and catches mice!

Omg that is a total cutie! I have a gorgeous little Formosan/Shepherd mix puppy but tonight I’m sharing a pic of Arya, my sister’s pug because she was a little hero a couple nights ago. Someone jumped over the fence to her yard at 2 am and Arya started barking, which woke my sister up and she was able to run to our…