Robe One?

“Trump has had a massive boner for Putin for quite some time - as boneheaded beta males often do when in presence of a seemingly powerful thug. CNN chronicled it nicely: http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/03/politics/trump-putin-russia-timeline/”

There were aspects of the movie I enjoyed - Kristen Bell’s deadpan ability is a national treasure and is woefully underutilized in her other roles; and the whole jerking off scene using Kristin’s hoodie as a visual aid was riotously funny - but I was frustrated by how spectacularly accurate the title is in the worst…

New York shops generally do not have the physical space for a restroom and/or the staff to deal with what happens in public restrooms in New York. Also DD is fucking gross and I swear it used to not be - I lived on it in high school but now it’s like watered down stale grind swill

There is actually great variety in sperm morphology. Some are fat round blobs (we call those giant pandas). Some are conical. Some look like Mike & Ike’s. Basically they’re like dicks.

I’d like to see this fine Christian torture device used on trump to see if he is in league with the devil.

No. Just no. That relies on the argument that Trump and Obama are equal and therefore worthy of the same amount of respect. We don’t dislike Trump because he is brown. We don’t dislike him because he is liberal. We don’t have some vague notion that by lifting others up with equality it stomps on our privilege. False.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

I absolutely support a person’s right to say no. No unwanted attention, no unwanted touching. Ever.

a behind the scenes look into the creative process here....

I was watching this the other night (while on Twitter and eating pork sandwiches- best life, covered) and I let out a huge yell.

After watching almost every dude before her fail, it was really remarkable to see this lady step up and crush it.

She buys me a Porsche after I express interest in getting one but know I can’t (she does put the title in her name). She buys me a membership to the exclusive Sherwood for somewhere around $200,000 so I can play golf.

Eh, I’m not mad at the Kardashians for being upset at Caitlyn here. Long before Caitlyn and Kris broke up, there were numerous things on for years about how Caitlyn (then Bruce) basically spent herself into near bankruptcy on stupid stuff. Even Caitlyn talked about this openly—- specifically how Kris basically saved…

A lot of times if you go to a disadvantaged neighborhood, you ask the kids, ‘What do you want to do when you grow up?’ You get about five different answers. But there’s a thousand. We need to show people the other 995 and how you get there.

We have the support of #teamflan! We can win this!

I’m from Fresno you Frosting loving fascist! We know how to deal with getting shanked! Ain’t no fucking cupcake cucks around here Fucking bring it!

Woohoo! A team I can join happily!