I know. And speaking as a rabid Capitals fan, and born n’ raised Red Sox fan, this is not good.

I find myself torn between being super envious and scoffing at the insanity of buying $200+ jeans. I mean, I’m not gonna lie: I saw that photo and immediately went to Paige Denim to see if I could buy myself some. Then, knowing that I have two little boys and the tendency to see jeans as some kind of wearable…

He just moved into my neighborhood after the election, and lemme tell you: it has taken every ounce of self-control to not get drunk, walk over to his house, and take a massive dump on his lawn.

This one always makes me giggle so hard. My kids think I’m weird, but maybe it’s because they can’t read subtitles yet.

Ugh, you and your logic.

Right? Whenever the people on NPR have to spit out the phrase “President Trump” you can tell they’re pretty much gagging on it. I know it makes me cringe pretty damn hard.

I really don’t understand this. Your “kitchen?” huh?

No no, it was definitely Fern Gully!

Oh man, it sucks getting out of bed, but I swear that working out will shorten the span of the hangover exponentially. Like, I LOOOOVE to do the “stay in bed, eat crap, and watch movies” method, but this one time I stayed out till 2am at a bachelorette barhopping event, and then woke up at 6am for a 10 mile race. I…

Oh no, I loved Ocean!!! What about it turned you off?

Good lord, that man’s posture is TERRIBLE.

I’m literally crying, and peeing a little bit, at the same time. That’s how hard I’m laughing.

I put a “Rock the Red” tattoo on my face! Woohoo for dual-purpose Caps fandom! (PS - let’s hang out, right??)

I need you for a friend.

Yup, me too. Done and done.

I’m dying in a Starbucks right now. People are looking, and I couldn’t care less.

Why am I laughing at the gif so hard?!?

“Boop!”

I can’t stop giggling at this. Might be the wine.... might not.

best. gif. ever.