That’s my favorite Drunk History episode —— he’s quite an awe-inspiring dude.

Re: Bruce

Yup. I’m already starting a list of signs to make.

You’re so right. I actually got the PetSmart employee to let me play with the kittens, just so I could make sure... and they did indeed like belly rubs. Go figure :)

At our local PetSmart (what? I had a bored two-year-old), there was a kitty up for adoption, and her little “getting to know me” sign said, “Loves belly rubs.” I actually sought out an employee to ask them if that was some kind of sick joke.

Wow. Googled babadook... will not be sleeping again. Ever. Thanks Megan.

Jon Stewart is one of William & Mary’s most famous/beloved alumni. So when he came to speak at the college, you’d better believe I made sure to have tickets.

I can’t stop loving this headline. +10, Aimée!

YES! My husband’s in the Air Force, and I’m *constantly* reminding him that outside of work, we are “women”, not “females.” He doesn’t always get it, but I feel like I’m doing my part for the cause in a tiny, tiny way.

SO MUCH THIS.

THE LIGHTHOUSE EPISODE of Ghost Hunters!!! Oh my god - I’m gonna see if I can find that one to rewatch, because I’ve never believed in anything like I have that there was a black shadow looking down that spiral staircase.

I’m actually really glad you posted about your troubles (THANK YOU), because lately I’ve been like, “Huh. I’m pretty depressed right now. Can’t figure out why, and I’ve been taking my Prozac.” Maybe, instead of feeling like a failure, I should just call my doc. Thank you.

TELL ME YOU EDITED THE SIZE OF HIS HANDS

Jesus.

I have one fat-ass squirrel (Yes. I’m body-shaming this one) who ate my entire 6-year-old christmas cactus over the course of the summer. I’m so bitter about it right now - that plant has survived 4 moves across country with me, and then it took one damn squirrel to kill it. ugh.

Maybe you can help me, then. I’m staring at that picture, and I can’t freaking tell if his hair is slicked back or brushed forward.

I love this so, so much. George’s disdain for the common folk just makes me cackle with glee.

My son’s preschool had to send out notifications regarding online threats to his school that turned out to be hoaxes. I would not be surprised if this was clown-related as well. Weirdos.

Yup. Just decided I need marriage counseling because I just figured out after six years that my husband only reluctantly spends time with my friends/family, and when he does he’s a grumpy bastard. That’s gotta change. They’re all pretty much convinced he’s an emotionally abusive asshole, and I’m like, “Uh, yeah.…

I hated “Drop Dead Fred” with the fury of seven suns. What an awful, anxiety-inducing, seizure-triggering nightmare.