Shit.

wait... really?? I just though eye injuries were more common. You know, cuz of all the hooks...

Nope, it’s “Who’s the alpha?” ... “You’re lookin’ at him, kid.”

Nothing could ruin that musical for me. NOTHING, JAMES CORDEN!

Still love this song so, so much.

I went to a drag brunch on Sunday, and their grand finale song was “Touch You Like This.” Lets just say, there was copious amounts of reminiscent lip-synching by both the queens and the audience alike.

STOP IT. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!

This happened to me, too, and honestly, the way it went down was really hard. I posted an article talking about how anti-vaxxers are not only putting their kids at risk but others as well, and she was like, “sorry you feel that way.” And then: silent treatment, ever since.

Do you know about the blanket intelligence test for dogs?? hahaha

I have a basenji mutt too! We think she’s mixed with some pitt, and boy-howdy is she a sweetie.

FEZZIK IS THE BEST DOG NAME I’VE EVER HEARD

Ok, thanks. Crying now. Gahhh Buster you beautiful dog.

That is so damn sweet. I love your dog too.

You got a star for quoting Dennis Leary. Bravo!

Dude, I have dense breasts, too! So dense that the radiologist who had to determine whether my lumps were cysts or cancer scratched his head and said, “Huh. Your breasts are just really, really dense.”

yes. a thousand times yes.

Also: that’s not kissing. That’s posing. Passionately kissing wouldn’t look that perfect, right?

Ditto the glorious randilyn.... thanks for the book rec!

EVEN THE STAR WARS PREQUELS??

Bobby, I LIVE for your made up convos. Please make them their own feature.