What if I'm reading on my phone while watching something on my tablet with the TV on in the background? Is that three hours? Or just a sign that I need to reevaluate my life?

I'm sorry that you have chosen to limit yourself to reddit's critical interpretation of the show.

Thanks, Snot Flosserman!

Misfits had a really fun first couple of seasons (before the cast was completely replaced).

Oh, shit, Jayden. You're going to have to break this into two tweets.

I seem to recall a greeting card company catching flack over an astronomy-themed card, which included an audio message referencing several celestial bodies, among them black holes. Enough people interpreted this as a non-sequitur mention of "black hos" that the card had to be pulled.

I wasn't expressing an opinion about the quality of Sansa's storyline, or anyone else's. I was merely judging her narrative importance as a funtion of screen time—as it is reasonable to assume HBO would do.

That's nice, but can we get back to my billing question?

I don't think that's necessarily true. Turner has youth and gender working against her in terms of negotiating power, and her agent may not be as good as Coster-Waldau's. The other four actors play characters who are arguably more important to the story than Sansa is.

To be fair to our friend here, waffle stomping is actually much worse than a literal translation would suggest.

I want to believe this—that she did it to take back some control. I would imagine she took some satisfaction in doing it, for the reasons you mention, whether or not it was ultimately custody-related.

I want to empathize with Lindsay, but I get the sense she never stopped courting it. I could of course be wrong (and either way, she's clearly unhappy).

They'd be correct in assuming it's possible I'm prone to erratic behavior such as the attendance issues you mentioned, though it's not, of course, a foregone conclusion (I've known one depressed person high-functioning enough to be a military officer). Depending on how well "controlled" my mental illness is, they'd be…

I wasn't overly impressed by the Create-a-Sim demo I tried when TS4 was first released, but I should probably give it another shot. I'll admit I went in with a bad attitude, soured by the removal of Create-a-Style.

Though we know intellectually that there's no shame in it, we can't always anticipate whether our audience will know this, or whether they'll get shifty, or worse, give us the dismissive pep talk. At least, I find this to be largely why I don't share (in addition to the usual nagging conviction that I'm a freak/fraud).

Having known a couple of los in my college years (no they were not attending), I'd venture to say that it's probably, for a certain stripe of white trash, the safest possible outlet.

I'm glad it's helping you (no snark)! To be honest, it's probably been helping me, too, for the past ten years. I just resent the fact that I can't miss a day without transforming into Mrs. Fucking Hyde (plus night terrors), and I fear we'll discover that it's been boiling our brains all along.

Granted, I probably read this in a gossip rag during my days as a bored retail clerk, so take with a generous grain of salt.

Man, fuck Venlafaxine. I say this as a daily user.

I hear lesbians have a lot of health problems from not having dicks in them.*
*Source: Workaholics