I see what you did there

I mean, how does a police call box do it?

Agreed; it would be in the AVC's best interests (visitor retention, some illusion of professionalism) to include such basic info.

The header image had me fooled, too.

Sarah Gadon is like a special effect. I'm half convinced Franco was really talking to a green tennis ball on a stick.

Selfish though it is, I'll admit that "I might not exist" would be a powerful deterrent to my stepping on any butterflies (in addition to your other point, but perhaps more immediately compelling). In hindsight, though, I suppose this version of time travel wouldn't allow for self-annihilation through such means, as…

"Harmless"? They were mimicking Jake in a very rude manner.

I don't know why I didn't consider this possibility before, but it would have been great. Cooper was underused. If I had to choose between them, though, I wouldn't trade his reappearance for Harry's.

There's also a logical flaw here (regarding your second point), in that the Yellow Card Man was trying to prevent an untimely death which happened, I presume, in our original timeline. Jake, however, is trying to prevent one which happened only in an altered timeline.

Interesting…I thought there was something familiar and hateful about that car, and guessed that it was (a vision of) Johnny's, but I couldn't place it when that theory didn't pan out.

I got most of the way through that first sentence before realizing I wasn't supposed to imagine it in a Rain Man cadence.

Graham Wellington is unimpressed.

NO MOREOS

Ziggy says there's an 84% chance that you're here to keep Jake from finishing the job.

Hi, I'm Spooky Chases, and I specialize in Halloween-themed erotic hijinx!

Famous auntreprenuer Bobby Bottleservice.

help I can't think of one for Wild & Crazy Kids

[family double dares]

That That '70s Show Show

Chokers and chunky Mary Janes.