@lostarchitect: I wasn't terribly impressed by Matt's snap of Columbus Circle either. I think, despite the higher pixel count, the iPhone4's picture quality is considerably better. And, the thing looks awkward to hold.

... growing thicker until it's topped by a fat head. (Which gives you something meaty to grab in your pocket, making it surprisingly easy to whip out.)

The submissions for this contest were way funnier than typical Photoshop Contests. Good work.

These are all way funnier than usual. Good work everyone!

@GreezyG: And the women ... Krásná!

@Iccullus: It's not a purse. It's European!

@eCommArchitect: Before any of that is possible, mankind must first define intelligence and what constitutes thought and, once that has been achieved, the abstract definitions of these must somehow be quantized and parameterized.

@Roklimber: FYI: "Magnets, how do they fuckin' work?" is an Internet meme:

This was excellent from beginning to end. Good work, Cyriaque!

@TranquilNight: Here's the thing with that statement. The Droid X is supposed to be Motorola's top-of-the-line phone and one of the premier Android phones. You would think Motorola would want it to appeal to as many people as possible, including those who don't have LeBron James-sized phalanges. Even if the Droid was…

@durian: That was gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous! You chose some of the most beautiful natural landscapes in the country. Great editing and a nearly perfectly fit score. You would have won this competition easily had you submitted this.

No. 4 seems to show nothing more than a simple scene of a mother bathing her daughter and then taking her picture. However, by emphasizing the meticulous, yet gentle, interaction between mother and child, No. 4 manages to elicit a beautiful sentimentality from an otherwise utterly mundane act. That's why I voted for…

@XMan714: Gorilla Glass is also not immune to shatter or fracture, even when dropped from similar distances.

@RB26Skyline: This is Japan, most likely Akihibara, Tokyo. The psycho-intellectual difference between 14-yr old girl and adult male is surprisingly subtle. This car probably endears him to large swaths of the Japanese population - 14-year old girls, 14-year old boys, 22-year old university students, 45-year old…

@tonyola:

At least it wasn't slathered in Hello Kitty.

@vdiddy210 - 4 Wheel Drifted a Power Wagon: Actually, all that poor Afganhi farmer did was to gyp the Sheik on a grain shipment. He was forced to eat sand, shot at with an AK, sodomized with a cattle prod, beaten in the ass with a plank with nails protruding from it, then, as the coup de grace, driven over with an…

@Dawgvet06: Others may want theirs in pink and off-white.

@Dawgvet06: I'd prefer mine in black.

@Turboner: They come together to form a legend, the legend of Mantevo, a mighty jalopy - loved by sheiks, feared by Southeast Asian migrant workers.