Let’s stop beating around the bush. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a pretty damn unattractive human being, inside AND out. That’s why the high mannered faux intelligentsia feign gasps at any joke that even hints at mocking her appearance (which Wolf’s jokes barely do): How dare you bring up what’s on all of our minds?!

The only way these politicians can take away my porn is from my cold, dead hand.

Bewigged rectal prolapse and probable Republican nominee for President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

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Someone put the fucking doors on backwards.

What's the deal with Ovaltine? The cup is round. The lid is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine?

Don't think Denton isn't giving this proposal some serious consideration.

Is there something worse than "Crack-Pipe"? Like "Crack-Pipe While Being Beaten About The Head With A Lead Pipe" or "Huffing Paint Thinner In The Paint Aisle Of A Home Depot While Aghast Weekend DIYers Look On" or whatever. This abomination calls for something worse than "Crack-Pipe". Celebrities smoke crack now. It's…

Tough crowd. Apparently, no one here is familiar with the "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians" meme.

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It's important to take into account two caveats when evaluating Romney's statements. First, his statements must be placed within the context of what he has promised to do with the federal budget if elected. Romney currently proposes to reduce federal spending to 20% of GDP by the end of his first term, while…

And it was an incredibly successful, cost-efficient, and market-friendly policy for reducing sulfur dioxide emissions.

The gearing on the two transmissions must be significantly different as well. How did you compensate for that disparity? And did you fabricate a controller to synchronize shifts between the two transmissions?

Let me preface by saying that, deep down, I probably have self-esteem issues and that may ultimately be the source of my shame. Secondly, at the risk of generalizing hastily, I think that I am like most guys and don't much like devoting a whole lot of thought to Teh Menses. I appreciate and sympathize with the…

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Now we have don't have to feel that tug of shame whenever we have to buy our girlfriends, wives, and/or mistresses feminine hygiene products: We're actually just stocking up on survival gear! We can make tampon blowdarts!