@tonyola:

At least it wasn't slathered in Hello Kitty.

@vdiddy210 - 4 Wheel Drifted a Power Wagon: Actually, all that poor Afganhi farmer did was to gyp the Sheik on a grain shipment. He was forced to eat sand, shot at with an AK, sodomized with a cattle prod, beaten in the ass with a plank with nails protruding from it, then, as the coup de grace, driven over with an…

@Dawgvet06: Others may want theirs in pink and off-white.

@Dawgvet06: I'd prefer mine in black.

@Turboner: They come together to form a legend, the legend of Mantevo, a mighty jalopy - loved by sheiks, feared by Southeast Asian migrant workers.

@vdiddy210 - 4 Wheel Drifted a Power Wagon:

The uber-mega-ultra wealthy Dubai royalty can't afford to transport their $2-million dollar car in a closed trailer? An effing flatbed?! Really? I would have expected the thing to be wrapped in silk and carried across the Arabian desert on the shoulders and backs of a dozen Bangladeshi migrants.

@Husa: I considered it. But in the end I felt that it - like most of its Japanese peers at the time (e.g. the Z and the Supra) - had a genericness about them that, to me, precluded them from ever being lustworthy. The 90's solved that, especially in the case of the RX-7. The Z, the Supra and RX-7 distinguished…

It's really hard not to choose the Toyota 2000GT. It and the first-generation Acura NSX are probably the only beautiful Japanese cars ever in production.

I'm so relieved that William Hung could find gainful employment at BAE Systems after his singing career failed to take off.

I agree with every one of these (No. 2 is straight out of Mad Max ), but where is the AC-130 Gunship?

Nice, right next to the ass-acne and the stretch marks. Too bad he couldn't have gotten the tattoo further to the right, so that every time he took a dump it'd be like Sarah Palin was talking shit, a "skill" which she's actually parlayed into a multi-million dollar career.

Wait until next year, when the hermanos at Maricón Motorenworke drop a Cummins QSK45 in a '77 AMC Pacer.

@F4iGuy: Seriously. Someone needed to tidy up the prose and trim the bombast before this was posted. There are at least five disparate narratives here (the Apollo mission, the history of supercars, Bernd Rosemeyer, the R8 itself, the constraints society places on drivers, etc.), but none combine into something…

And, like a pair of Victoria Beckham's pants, I'd love to get into one of these.

She's kinda cute!

I don't care how hyperbolic this sounds: The Blackbird is one of the most badass pieces of machinery humankind has ever created.

Kudos to Fiat!