A Happy Couple

The easiest - well, one of the easiest - ways: Put too much oil in your engine, then take the car out for a spin. After a few miles, your poor car will buck and convulse and eventually die, leaving acrid plumes of burnt hydrocarbons in its wake.

The skyline was beautiful on fire,

The Hoff Jagging Off.

@KeelyJalooloo: Maybe, but the video didn't have an "Ultimate aero ssc" in it, now did it? I didn't read anything in the post related to an "Ultimate aero ssc". Let me guess: You just saw the words "Bugatti Veyron" and reflexively cut-and-pasted Ultimate Aero stats from Wikipedia, interspersing them with whatever…

@atlasfugged: You wouldn't want to use an Anal Dart as an Anal Lancer.

@atlasfugged: While we're on Plymouths and Dodges, the Anal Demon would be frightening and I'd never trust an Anal Scamp.

@Novaload Misses Murilee: I would also avoid the Anal Charger. An Anal Duster may come in handy though.

19.) The Perodua Caterpillar

I wonder if (the mysteriously-coiffed) Hamster was able to pull off a proper launch-controlled launch, or were the atmospheric conditions of Dubai not ideal for the four turbochargers of the Veyron. The Veyron should have been slightly faster to 60 and should have smoked the F1 in the 0.25 mi. Instead, it was the…

@DonLuc: Oh, we've all seen the infamous firecrotch. Nary a hair in sight.

@Stuntdriver: or a Twattroporte?

25K starting bid for a Quattroporte? If it was still available, I'd be stupid enough to put a bid in, especially given the probability of there being a "complimentary" key of coke underneath the passenger seat.