@Novaload Misses Murilee: I would also avoid the Anal Charger. An Anal Duster may come in handy though.

19.) The Perodua Caterpillar

I wonder if (the mysteriously-coiffed) Hamster was able to pull off a proper launch-controlled launch, or were the atmospheric conditions of Dubai not ideal for the four turbochargers of the Veyron. The Veyron should have been slightly faster to 60 and should have smoked the F1 in the 0.25 mi. Instead, it was the…

@DonLuc: Oh, we've all seen the infamous firecrotch. Nary a hair in sight.

@Stuntdriver: or a Twattroporte?

25K starting bid for a Quattroporte? If it was still available, I'd be stupid enough to put a bid in, especially given the probability of there being a "complimentary" key of coke underneath the passenger seat.