You pretty much described almost every NES game ever made.

Yeah, I understand. But it's not like he's getting to do something I want to do - I have no interest in sex but understand it's a strong biological drive for him. So, it's just a huge weight off my shoulders (he doesn't make me feel guilty about not having sex but I put it on myself) and makes him really happy. So,…

More couples are monogamish than monogamous, because life is fucking complicated. The ones that communicate clearly about it, rather than sneaking around, are the ones that stay together.

We ordered a fleshlight for my husband as I was on pelvic rest.

Pure luck. He had an acquaintance that he had chemistry with who makes it no secret that her marriage is open. He thought it through, asked me how I felt about it, and then asked her if she wanted to get together sometime. They've been really honest with each other and put down ground rules and everything.

Story time: When I was 11 yrs old my mother was pregnant with my youngest sibling. She was so mean, so unpredictable, so just downright EVIL those months that I started having nightmares about her and literally Praying to God that she would have my little brother so she would just stop being so scary. I even forged my…

I'm 5 months pregnant with number two. I work full-time and my nerves are shot to hell most of the time and I have no energy. I also have no sex drive whatsoever (many pregnant women get more horny, so ymmv).

Asteroid...

Seeing as my life revolves around ORAS these days, i thought it'd only be fitting!

Heavy Mistletoe

Doesn't get any badder than this, fellas.

NOT AN ENTRY: This is an actual sweater, one my wife bought for me this year. Just wanted to share it since it's freaking awesome and super comfy.

Penny Arcade authors can go to hell thinking I'm investing a second of my time reading some NON-HUMOR BULLSHIT

According to other coverage, the boy had no idea she was coming to see him. She was going to surprise him. He was clueless. So, that.

Shouldn't the title change from 'Relatable' to 'Idiotic child steals from family..."

She stole *fucking 10,000 dollars*. Goddamn kids.

Right? I had to look at the picture to be sure who the parent was. I wouldn't have guessed her age was 11 yrs and with make up... Well, she could easily be 17-18, I suppose.

I'm going to let you finish but no one talks about sex like Sue Johanson.