You were BANNED for using/downloading Benoit??? Really?

Death By Snu Snu!

Sorry, I

This just popped in my head:

Uhhhh, why'd you use "dumb" to describe the girl. I think it more accurately describes the pilot...

I think the most telling part of this study is that a lot of men, and not a small amount of women, will often engage in life threatening activities that have little or no measurable payoff. For instance, if you decide to climb Everest, well, good for you I guess, but if you die in the process, well, I'm not gonna get…

OMG I WANT SO BAD D:

You win. Seriously. Being slut shamed right after losing your virginity has got to be the worst.

German man in a rainstorm sounds like the stuff of romance novels! Well done.

Either they were THAT GOOD or THAT BAD.

The guy I lost my virginity to is now a plastic surgeon at an Ivy League med school.

I didn't bleed the first time I had sex either. Later my boyfriend was talking to his mother about it (WTF!) and she accused me of lying to him. Again, WTF.

I lost my virginity at 16 to a dude who had a glow in the dark dick piercing. It was like a beacon, guiding me home.

The guy I lost my virginity to was a total POS. I didn't even really like him, and I'm not sure that he really liked me. We were basically together because our mutual friends decided we were a couple. My last boyfriend had broken up with me, subsequently getting me shunned from that social circle, because I wouldn't…

The techno certainly helps

Him. At least there's that. But he told everyone who asked about the cast that his girlfriend beat him up, so yeah.

This. I was kinda bummed out when they replaced this with the newer show

I lost my virginity to a guy with Insane Clown Posse tattoos (plural, as in more than one) during a snow storm with 90s techno setting the mood. I regret nothing.

yeahhhh the guy i lost my v card to has a giant portrait of charles manson tattooed on his arm so