“Biologically speaking, the purpose of living things is to conceive and multiply and keep their species alive.”

Its amazing that you managed two whole paragraphs and couldn’t manage even a single sentence that stated something correct. That is quite the accomplishment. You didn’t even stumble into something by accident.

Biologically speaking, NOTHING has a purpose, AT ALL.

So... here’s the thing about this reality you speak of...

That’s a lot of words to say ‘I don’t know what I’m talking about’.

You’re confusing gender with sex

Congratulations Republicans!

If you just give them this space uncontested, you’re just giving them exactly what they want, and buying their narrative that they’re relevant.

Having conducted a thorough investigation of myself, I have determined that the cookies ate themselves. The crumbs found on my face and hands could've been from any number of cookie like substances that were not in fact cookie's. I find being called a monster personally insulting. From this day forward, I am cookie…

I’m pretty sure crazier shit than this has happened on Riverdale at this point.

He got chased by Joseph Rosenbaum who tried to take his gun

While Dr. Dre was out banging hos, I studied the Spawn Rhino Tank code

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

Like most conspiracy theories, their argument falls apart when you ask them “Why?” Why would the government lie about this, backfilling years of scientific studies and discoveries? For what end? It’s telling because most flat earthers seem to have a different answer to that question.

Starck tweeted that Gomez was “a great guy,” and did not deserve hate for his beliefs.

I miss the times when people actually felt shame about being stupid instead of parading their stupidity like proud standard bearers.

she tazed him

The dark side works in mysterious ways.

She did pretty well, but she failed to effectively rebut charges that she is black, so she will still struggle to get confirmed.