Southern “tough guys” get their feelings hurt.

It’s as if I stepped into a Jerry Springer episode. 

I know it’s not the NBA, but I would like to nominate the Angels’ medical staff as contenders for the worst medical staff in MLB. They don’t just stop at killing pitchers’ careers.

He obviously skipped steps 1 and 2 and didn't execute step 3 as instructed. Guess he couldn't find a box, I guess. 

And lots of men got triggered and pissed off when the Gillette commercial aired featured the whole “Be a better man” campaign, when actions like this prove the commercial’s point even further.

That was sheer domination by Dallas, of all people, on both fronts. The OLine was a turnstile and the DLine was being driven at will. Wentz looked horrible, the turnovers in the beginning set the tone for the entire game and they made Dak look like Joe Montana. It wasn’t that the Cowboys wanted it more, it was more…

Dried hobo cum.....thanks for putting that image in my head.

If a team continues to find dumb ways to lose and there's no fans around to see it, do they still suck?

“C’mon, Andy! Even I took my team to the playoffs and even won a game.”

As the saying goes, You show me a 15 ft. wall and I’ll show you a 16 ft. ladder

The thing about that play is that all the armchair fans who always say, “I could have called a better play than that” would be 100% correct with that statement.

This confirms that God is a New England fan. God is an asshole!

B-b-b-b-but wait, he's an elite QB. He told us so!

They did the Lord’s work by eliminating the Dodgers. It’s only fitting they move onto the WS. Of course, this has got to make people in Montreal feel fucked up. C’est quoi ce bordel?

As a former fan, I'm enjoying the Schadenfreude and watching the Fight for LA be a total failure. 

DING! DING! DING! DING! This is what I have been trying to tell people. Being a former Chargers fan, we did support our team. In fact, in the LT era, San Diego was having record sellouts. But the reason why attendance dropped was because the fans got tired of Spanos’ waffling about the relocation. They finally got…

Bravo, good sir! Have a star on me, I'm buying.

Dodgers losing! I love it! Because of this, I currently have an erection the size of Florida. Might not be able to get some sleep for a while.

Remember Steve Spurrier? He was supposed to turn it around with his “new age offense”, too

To those who think that Dabo Sweeney would be a good hire and is gonna turn this black hole of a franchise into a contender, I have one name for you to recollect: Steve Fucking Spurrier. Remember him?