“The most despicable franchise in the NFL….”

R. Kelly no longer wants to be associated with his song “Ignition”, because it’s now over 18 years old.

Larry Elder should be happy about the results. The way he defended slave owners, he’s got to be overjoyed at the fact he got beaten by a white man.

I’ve heard of being beside yourself but this is on another level. 

That’s one of the things I love about Philadelphia. They may hate you because you’re not a fan of their teams, they may hate you for your politics. But one thing most Philadelphians won’t hate you for is your ethnicity. Fuck these white nationalists! Glad the good citizens chased them off. Don’t let the door hit your…

“You may be taking in information from unreliable media sources”

The cops who arrested him were probably like, “C’mon, Kyle. C’mon....we gotta go. We gotta take you down to the station.....You look hungry, would you like some Burger King?....You’re in serious trouble, mister....we’re gonna have to call your mom and she’s not going to be happy with you.....You did a bad thing.” 

*Slow sarcastic applause*

Doncha hate it when athletes can’t “stick to sports”?

Didn’t you hear? He left Godfather’s Pizza and went with Tombstone instead.

I can’t wait for all the “Free Speech Warriors” and “Defenders of the Constitution”, like Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin, to come out and speak out against this.....I’ll wait........*SpongeBob Narrator: One Eternity Later......My skeleton sweeping the floor*

Whether Biden wins or not, if they ever have a protest about anything, then the Governor will be saying,  “What law”?

What do the Knicks and the Titanic have in common? Both are at the bottom of the Atlantic. 

Herman Cain: The Pandemic is Over

This cartoon is obviously mistaken - he went from Godfather’s to Tombstone. 

This cartoon is obviously mistaken - he went with Tombstone instead.

Shit, I wish he was this quick about taking some sort of action against the coronavirus as he is with inconsequential bullshit like this. 

Wasn’t in the playoffs, dude. And he was still with Denver during that time. 

You’re previous statement said that the Jets went into the playoffs with Tebow at the helm. He was with the Broncos when he won that game. When Tebow was with the Jets, they went 6-10 and he didn’t even start all their games.