Well, it was the actual owner of the pharmacy he worked at that named it Dr Pepper, for the father of the girl he was trying to bone.

I know, that's the scary part.

Yikes! Knowing that, I'd rather have my next procedure done by Drs. Howard, Fine and Howard should it come down to it.

Liberty University is about as credible a university as Dr. Pepper is being an actual doctor.

The greatest pass fron this team so far had to deal with Fangio’s kidney stones. Elway is the downfall of this team because the Bowlens can’t stop nostalgia humping. Time to put that horse to pasture. 

Must have stole Sarkasian's playbook by mistake.

Well, there is still hope. The ghosts of 2007 are still among them, especially when you also have two other teams that constantly punch themselves in the dick: Buffalol and the Mets of Football.  And now a new contender arises: the Steelers. Now that Ben is done for the year, there's hope, especially when they meet.

Does somebody wanna tell this guy that Ilhan Omar co-sponsored the 9/11 1st Responders healthcare bill? You know, the one that was voted DOWN by Senate Republicans? These people are making a mockery of an American tragedy....they have no problem waving the American Flag around for that day and scream Freedom till…

TANK BOWL!!!

TANK BOWL!!!

TANK BOWL!!!

“......they can honestly say that the earth’s crust appears up to them.”

If I were an OAKLAND Raiders fan, I’d be the 1st one to volunteer myself to help them pack their bags and get them the fuck out of town! Good Luck, Vegas!

I see that Bellichick has gone from being the Emperor to Shang Tsung

Bellichick to McVay before the game: “Oh, I’m afraid that our defense will be quite operational when your team arrives”

Years ago, Richard Pryor said this about the drug epidemic in one of his stand ups...”it’s only an epidemic because white people are doing it. When you drive through a neighborhood and you see people doing drugs out on the street and you say ‘oh look at that, isn’t that terrible’, but then you come home and your kids…

You forgot a 5th point for your reasons as to why the Saints deserved to lose. They benefited from non-calls themselves during that game. Now, we're gonna be subjected to the cherry picking bullshit PI rule that will change week in and week out. 

As a former Chargers fan, fuck Spanos and this team! They made me root for the Patriots. Does anyone realize what this means? This is akin to rooting for Darth Vader and the Emperor just as they seized power and you jump up for delight when they do. Fuck this team with Ryan Leaf's career and with Marlon McCree's…

Every Colt fan and employee when the announcement was made.