Glad you guys posted this. I forgot to record Fiwst Take yesterday.

Sure she’s roasting the Rams, but there’s mutton she can do about it now.

Excellent.

Diabetes mode

Given the Pepsi and Skittles, maybe it’s Diabeetus.

Perfect Edward A. Smith.

Thanks, was a joke about HMS Exeter, but hey.

Dammit.

His name is Greg, though.

I’m just relieved he didn’t blame Janay Rice.

“the puppetmaster himself...Jason Garrett”

Dammit don’t watch the video

The part that pisses me off is I’m on my phone and I click play, launched a new window. Just play it in the tweet. I don’t need a new window. Get your shit together Stephen A. and ESPN, I guess.

Blame Frederick Jones for undermining Jeremy Garrett.

For maybe the first time ever, I agree with Stephen A.

He looks like the Chris Christie that Chris Christie ate.

Oh man, that was great, almost as great as getting swept out promptly by the Mets. It reminds me of the time when the Blazers finally won a playoff series against Utah in the nineties and Isaiah Rider ripped his shirt off and shit like they had just won everything. Congrats Cubs, and your fans, on winning a Division…

Baseball’s best LAN.

Clearly the best possible scenario is A.J starts and wins the game vs the Steelers, then Dalton comes back and loses the next game.

I don’t know why you didn’t just use a full length portrait and eliminate the uncertainty.