Eh. Then aren’t you just punishing PEA because he doesn’t play for an African national powerhouse? And how about in 2013 when Nigeria won and Toure won the award over Mikel? Toure’s just being a baby, as per usual.

“Fuck you, Bobby.”

Why butterflies, everyone asked? Lauren explained that she and Bobby had been moved by a Radiolab podcast about the transformation of the butterfly in chrysalis, which resonated with them (her) in terms of the transformation that marriage would bring to their relationship.

I hate to say it, but I kind of see his point. I think he’s being a dick about it, and on the merits I think PEA was the better player, but there’s an taint of “only European soccer accomplishments matter” that, as an American soccer fan, I sympathize with.

This ad isn’t very accurate.

Cleveland! Its like St. Louis but with self awareness!

Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

If Hardy wants to get re-signed, he should just bring the Cowboys some flowers and tell them he’ll change.

In other news, Kobe is dominating the voting for the All-Star game. Jeter’s “farewell tour” may have been more obnoxious, but at least only one pitcher sent him a blooper.

i don’t think we should make fun of poor people who can’t even afford proper clothes :(

“ they beat # Kentucky last month”

Beating hashtag Kentucky is always hashtag notable.

And he probably has a nice jean jacket and class ring too. All the people at the bowling alley swoon over him during league nights.

Bernie Kosar technically doesn’t work for the Browns.

It makes no sense. Someone who works for the Browns must be drunk or something.