I've heard this before. Order the customers to change to even rooms and all the uneven ones magically become free. This is true, but only if the infinite amount of guests remain confined in their rooms. Otherwise you always need to have infinite amount of rooms to satisfy all of them.

Only Shrödinger's cats are disallowed.

I noticed the cheese as well. I imagined in my head the director giving feedback to Robert Carlyle after the take in the prison: "NO! NO! NO! Not... enough.. cheese.. AGAIN!

This guy had the same idea after one crazy night in Middle Earth.

I give anyone who wants to do an epic scifi flick a big thumbs up. Go for it, make it a good one!

I think you can pretty much strip away everything except the soundtrack and then it wouldn't be all that bad. It just boggles the mind to think they were able to screw it up on so many levels.

Yea, exactly. If you watch it with a nice big bowl of colourful candy.. it's not all that bad!

Hipsters are really scary, I agree. They give me the willies.

That would explain it, yes.

Wow, you must have been rummaging in my brain because that is exactly what I thought. And yeah, isn't it a damn shame they didn't make sequels? I don't see how that could fail.

This type of stuff always reminds me of the Yngwie Malmsteen interview:

Five? Can't be.. that would imply that there is a number three and a number four as well. We all know that is not the case.

I'm really tempted to propose the next evolutionary phase of this treatment.. but fortunately I have enough will power not to say that something that has punching (or punting) and a little something that rhymes with "blunt".

This is the type of blog post where I hope I'd have something informative and funny to say. I just can't think of anything. I tried thinking about unicorns, cuban ladies rolling cigars by day and riding horseback at night.. I even tried some funny remark about how the horses' must never have back pains.

You had me at "Post-Apocalyptic".

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if I did know your aunt.

Totally agree with you about parenting and I'm gonna re-use your "crapshoot with a lot of hope". Well put.

Am I saying that it's fine for the parents to do what they want even if their children are against it? No, personally, I'm not fine with it at all. The problem is that parents will HAVE to do things agains their children's will all the time. For example, they are not giving the child candy every day because it's not…

It is totally okay to feel strongly about some things and recognize for yourself that they are a personal topic. I come from a culture where child marriages have hardly ever been part of tradition, so I believe you are right when you say that it is sometimes easier (and sometimes harder) to see this issue objectively.

That would be awesome, my friend.