Abed does.....

I hope we never encounter this Pokemon.

It’s like Lorne and his producers have been really good at finding amazing comedic actresses who end up not meshing with SNL. I’d guess that the nature of the writers room might have something to do with that.

RIP Happy Endings. God I miss that show.

OMG TEN MORE TO GO!!!!

After eight years of Uncle Joe playing with his model trains all night, I’m sure the neighbors are used to noise.

Maybe they’re just planning next season’s marketing push: “Get your tickets to see that Hamilton play!”

Fascinating.

What, you don’t find homebrewing sexy?

You know, I’m not sure The Rock and everyone else is giving Vin Diesel the break he probably deserves. I mean, he’s continuing on with a new movie in a franchise, but without his long standing co-star and friend. And its not because of contract negotiations or scheduling or whatever, it’s because the guy DIED after…

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

A glance at that list of names suggests 2 actual songwriting credits - 1. Blur (who the Prodigy sampled) 2. The Prodigy (split evenly amongst the band members)

HA! Hey, in her defense, she kind of gets blackmailed into going back to Brooklyn by that obnoxious gossipy lady! But thanks for the laugh.

I’m sure I don’t need to remind you of this false equivalency!!!

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

Now, take a closer look... Have you worked out what we’re looking for?... Correct. The answer is Pokemon.

I think they don’t wanna tumbl but I really love this word as a verb

Another option is to find a building with terrible GPS reception. My work is in a poured concrete building with awful GPS reception (I’ll be in my office maybe 50 feet from a pokestop and it will tell me I’m on the other side of the building, 400 feet away), so my avatar is constantly walking around the screen,…

As a former minor league umpire, I can attest that living on th road is not cheap. I knew players who are now in the bigs that lived with their parents and mowed lawns in the off season. Even then most cleared 20k yearly.

I avoided John Darnielle’s (of the Mountain Goats, and pretty much the closest thing I have to a personal deity) Twitter account for months after he opened it, because I so afraid he’d give me a reason to dislike him. Then I finally bit the bullet and read it, and it was full of tweets about feminism and reproductive…