I just want butt.

Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Titanfall 2?

That sucks.

Having just rewatched all of 30 Rock, I now understand who Jack’s girlfriend’s “sex idiot” is. Whew.

OK, but now I’m thinking of the band. Thanks.

I have such mixed feelings about Pitbull. I don’t understand how any woman finds him attractive, but he also seems like an okay dude? Like he just really just wants to have a great time, all the time.

I saw that pic and thought sea world was gonna start selling nugs. Disappointed.

Perfect island name.

and after the cops sweep, the staff mops.

It’s such a vulnerable position to be in, and it’s such a passive position to be in.

On one hand, there are certain logistic issues with this- Pokémon of unusual size (*cough*Wailord*cough*) have to be scaled in order to reasonably follow the player, many water Pokémon just have to float through the air (which they also do in battle, but it seems more jarring on the world map), no one really cares…

Has nobody watched Casino Royale? He played the lead villain

Dumbass. IN, Bloom was on Nevermind, not Bleach.

argh.

Yeah, he’s a weird scapegoat in this saga. Flash back a week and a half ago and there were people all over the internet (including on this family of websites) writing pieces about how he was being way too bullish about Trump’s chances. Now, we’re blaming him for not being bullish enough...

Go Jays?

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

I know this is going to sound like I’m making excuses for my team here(I’m not, this is the same thing that sunk them vs. KC and they didn’t address it so it’s on them) but I do think that in the playoffs ump call a wider and higher strike zone that helps teams built around small ball/good pitching vs. big swinging…

Yup, 40 odd feet of boring crap.

I plan to allow my children to stay up late for playoff baseball, saddling them with a lifelong interest in a phenomenally boring sport.