regardless of Urias’ potential, the deterioration of the Dodgers pitching over the last two years is astounding.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

But that’s what drag is: A man doing female impersonations or a woman doing male impersonations, for entertainment (which distinguishes drag from transvestism and transgenderism). The reason the other queens and the judges got pissy about Alaska’s Pee Wee Herman-like character in the episode you mentioned was because…