Virginia ex-governor Bob McDonnell and ex-First Lady Maureen McDonnell are currently on trial for corruption, and…
Next time I'm in trouble, I'm calling you for my excuse! I totally buy this story.
"We might be corrupt and trigger-happy but at least we aren't racist!"*
The NMPD: "It's Cool, We Shoot White People Just as Often as Minorities!"
Why are you acting like this is some big mystery? Cayden's Mom got called to work unexpectedly and forgot to tell Decker they were out of diapers. Decker had plans for target practice early the next morning, but no biggie. Baby gets the shits from Decker stupidly sharing his green chile stew. By this time, the…
"perform cesarean surgery on her "with or without [her] consent" if she came to the hospital."
APD is trying really hard not to shoot anyone right now because they're in hot water with the DOJ who found that like 18 of 21 (IIRC) shootings that were ruled justified actually weren't. Although in their favor, they do shoot a lot of white people too, so they've got that going for them at least.
Both times with the same girlfriend. She let one slip while doing the old 69 right in my face. I couldn't stop laughing. End of sex.
I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn. …
"Usury" is a sin. It's sometimes been described as moneylenders using very high interest, and sometimes lending money with any interest, depending on one's breed and era of Christian. It's potentially a reason that Judiasm in Europe was so villified - "good" Christians refused to engage in lending money with interest,…
Ugh, I fucking know a guy who has kickstartered his seminary. He works part time, by choice.
I'm just a muggle myself, but I went to school with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's and Pierce Brosnan's kids, and every now and then I'd leave at the same time as them. I have to tell you, it was fucking horrible. Really nasty. There'd be men lurking in the bushes just beyond the property's edge, and the moment they…
Refusing to use his proper title has really annoyed me. It's purposefully disrespectful.
LOL at Mr. Carey's use of the word "tolerance."
The President's anti-cat bias is not something that Real America can just ignore.
Obama could sign an executive order instituting "National Puppies Are Cute Day" and the GOP would try to use that as grounds for impeachment. They really can't get over the fact that a black guy is President. Also, they hate women, gay people, minorities, and common sense.
Barack Obama continues to be a superb president. That's not a terribly popular viewpoint right now, but it will be.
SUE HIM HE DID A THING
fuck John ( Tan Dad ) Boehner, annnnnnnnnd.....