You're not getting my point, but nice of you there, mate.

No no no, money buys you a DEGREE. You have to actually work for an education.

These images are the perfect metaphor for why Britain lost its Empire. A bunch of clueless brats resting on the success of their predecessors.

When I was a kid, coming home on my motorcycle in the wee hours I spotted a skunk with its head stuck in a tomato paste can - walking in a circle on the street and clunking the can every few steps. I rescued it, in spite of being sure it was going to end with me being all skunked up.

GENIUS. INNOVATOR. DOUBLE SUPER GENIUS.

Melissa McCarthy. It's made for her.

I'll admit, I'm the one who posted the ad.

Unpopular opinion alert: The Paul McCartney career path didn't involve developing musically. He did his best material young, and there are many who think the Beatles were terrible. Me included. I know BeatleHate isn't the majority, but there are more of us than you think.

This seems like a good place to put this picture I found on Tumblr.

The Moon Wizard story is amazing. Pervin' Merlin with his trinkets and his baby oil.

That officer should be fired, or at least severely disciplined. A big part of your job as a police officer is to de-escalate situations. You shouldn't escalate the smallest of situations into a full blown confrontation. If a police officer is slamming someone to the ground as a result of a jaywalking stop, the…

I'm going to slam you on this car.

I keep hearing that you don't have to present ID just for walking around. If you're driving, sure you need your driver's license, but if you're walking down the street, you don't need ID. Maybe I'm wrong, that's just what I've heard.

well, I mean, she was walking while black, so...what did she expect was gonna happen?

If I'm following your metaphor correctly, you're saying that the Catholic church is like a giant ship full evil. So why not sink the fuckin' thing and be done with it once and for all?

The Catholic Church has not earned the right to be given the benefit of the doubt. In fact, it's the exact opposite. You can count on them not doing the right thing.

You've clearly PubMedded.

Coming soon, to a Hunger Games reboot near you:

It's a very silly inside joke.