I like peanut butter and bacon. Together.

My boss has said that it was easier for him to quit heroin than it is to quit Diet Coke. He hasn't touched heroin in about 20 years but he's currently struggling quitting DC for the fifth time.

My mom wouldn't let me have a Ken doll so I cut off all of Skipper's (who was Barbie's flat-chested little sister) hair and made her be Barbie's boyfriend. I didn't have any "boy" clothes for my creation so she had to be naked all the time. I made them a waterbed out of a half-deflated souvenir beach ball and they…

See, THIS is why you don't low ball your bid on dwarf-crafted ethereal chains. Fenrir will just break that shit down.

Those Vikings must be mistaken. There is only one Ragnarok.

thankfully I'm scot/norse so Valhalla I am coming!

Pics of Jormungandr or it didn't happen. I am not accepting pictures of oarfish.

Whenever I hear "Ragnarok" I always thing of this thing, for some reason...

Perhaps this weekend will be a good day to die!

But last I checked women are on average physically different than men, which is why they compete separately to begin with

Uh, no, not really. I think it actually illustrates a big part of WHY I don't like porn — think through the implications of this statement in terms of the intersectionality of gender, class, and power here.

Yeah & in 4 years she'll have school paid for while the rest of them (myself included) have loans for the rest of their lives, (minus the trust fund babies).

I'll lose all faith in humanity if no reporters start an interview with, "I mustache you a few questions..."

"...I truly hope one day psych will identify an effective intervention." Hahahahahahaha. LO fucking L. Psych determing an effective intervention is about as likely as a fashion designer identifying a new infectious disease. Their entire profession involves simply describing a patient's symptoms as reported by the…

That sounds more typical of the mood liability and emotional dysregulation that is fairly common with people on the spectrum. (And likely some poor behavior management at home.) Almost akin to bipolar in a way. It's hard to witness and hard to manage.

Duuude. Sociopaths. Amirite??!

It's sad to know that, Michael Dunn would have walked, if he murdered all 4 young black men.

And on another indirectly-positive note, his dropping out allowed Jason Brown to come in 6th with his short program - which sets him up quite well for his free skate. Not sure if you're a fan of his, but he's awesome, this is his first Olympics, and now he's got a shot (even if small) for bronze!

I cleaned a lot of public bathrooms in my early years; you may as well ask for cold fusion.