I will vomit if one more person tells me I have to forgive my mother. Some crimes are unfuckingforgiveable.

Could you send me some? My last batch got ruined when I didn't check my pockets before the wash.

Pardon all the gifs. The stoopid is so strong that at this point I’m speechless. I remember how happy I was when Roe was decided. I have watched the relentless attacks against our rights for decades. I’m not in favor of violence, I abhor it. But after decades of this shit I am ready to get a rifle and start targeting…

LOVE your name!

Amen! TSHLoFMcC was the first time I recognized misogyny in writing. And I was twelve when I read it. I see this constantly around me. I think everyone’s tired of hearing me point this out. It becomes exhausting and the backlash by the MRAs and the like is always quick, loud, violent.

Someday I want to eat roasted goose in revenge for all the times geese have attacked me. Birds are (sorta) the last dinosaurs and geese act like they are little velociraptors. When I was a little girl my neighbor had a flock of geese that functioned as watchdogs. They ran loose in her yard and there wasn’t a fence…

The motto of galleries and museums everywhere: The only good artist is a dead artist.

“When Bush won stole the election I sat in the fetal position playing Bejeweled for four hours.” There, fixed it for you.

The white sheet is blinding in it’s purity, making the blood stand out like beacon. The women look like they are really sawing at that nect and pulling Holofernes’ hair. Judith looks committed, competent and triumphant. The image of Judith and Holofernes was a very popular 17th century theme. Most of the women…

My first reaction to this story was grief for the tiger which may lose its life for acting like a tiger.

Oh, Germaine! You are breaking my heart! You helped open the bars of the cage and set me free as a teen. I have loved you for so long. As the mother of a trans daughter all I can say is you are so clueless. Having watched the near fatal struggle (suicide is rampant among trans kids) of my daughter to accept and be…

I was just going to make that point. If they had been given the wrong donor’s sperm from a white man the malpractice may not have been obvious. It was the fact that the donor was Black that flagged the error. I think the mother is very racist. Most Americans (I am talking ALL RACES ) are racist. Those of us who are…

They value families ‘cause that’s where the rapeable kids are, amirite?

They've been looking for culprits, beyond the genetic, for Crohn's since the '50s. I would not stop taking any meds unless you have other reasons to stop. I saw they are still trying to blame carrageenan for setting off Crohn's-they've been blaming it on and offccc for almost a century.

Thank you for this blog and congratulations on your anniversary. I worked many years as a waitress to support my bad habits (college,working artist). I love your blog validating all the hideous behaviors displayed by diners and bar patrons. I thought I had heard them all until you posted numerous comments about the…

COTD! I can't star this enough!