This boot camp is more like a heavyweight fight, with the competitors exchanging blows for twelve rounds. But ultimately, the one who shows the greater heart will prevail.

Simmons just showed how hip he is by throwing in a "Jon and Kate" analogy on his Twitter.

After seeing his first-ever episode of "Beavis and Butthead", Miguel Cabrera hopes to buy Magglio's hair and glue it to his face in an attempt to grow a beard.

INVISIBUL TAP ON THE SHOULDER

The article's final line says it all: "His personality makes him sexy."

@StuScott Booyahs: He would then change the name of his column to "Geaux Fish"...and proceed to copyright his hilarious new idea.

Nobody, not even the most ashen could predict a similar outcome, with a rival ranked carambola, which had only signs of life in Egypt before the last day. But is that the Americans signed the most of its history, with self-assurance of the elect. Bossy and poise to the top then the firm innkeepers in their area and a…

I bet he throws a change, amirite?

@Matt Sussman:

This is the worst encounter with a Great White since that concert in Rhode Island.

Mauer also walks to and from the Metrodome every day, uphill both ways in three-foot-high snow.

With home runs having gone the way of...no-document mortgages

@Barry Lutz: Well played. +1

It was supposed to be Mickelson's day after he made that eagle. He was going to take his trophy with him to his wife's hospital room. And because her husband, who had already won three major championships, won another one, Amy Mickelson's cancer would then be cured. But alas, Phil blew it.

@ScientificMapp: +1

@Athens Grease: Seriously, though - this really sucks.

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And in an effort to continue to boost his winning percentage and piss off Red Auerbach's family, he requests that said home games only be against the Grizzlies, Thunder, Timberwolves and Clippers.

@Orr's crabapples:

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: I should have mentioned that I was only kidding, lest I draw the ire of people who are about to call me a xenophobe/hillbilly/cretin/etc.