Best name: Nu'Keese, JerQuari or MarKeith?

Unfortunately, nothing from Eddie Griffin's personal stash is allowed to air without a hefty fine from the FCC.

Michelle Kwan used to deal meth, but her customers found themselves wanting more 30 minutes later.

Shouldn't it just be assumed that a person lives in a perpetual drunken stupor if she marries Jim Leyritz?

@The Governor: Or the picture of a naked John Daly...breathing.

"And another thing: if you synchronize the motion picture 'The Wizard of Oz' with Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' album, they actually sound as though they're made to go together!"

@Athens Grease: *easily

@Rozelle's Bagman: I can easiy gather that someone writing for the New York Post (in a column whose title is in ALL CAPS, no less) is acting rather ridiculous when ripping someone for alleged silliness and sleaziness.

But Tyreke looks like he doesn't know what he's supposed to do. That index finger is really significant. If you don't extend it and just show one finger, she may think you're flipping her off rather than expressing your interest in finger-banging.

@Gourmet Spud: +1. And that is why you're better at this than I am.

I think that person was just pressed for cash and decided to re-gift their Lisa Lopes memorial contribution.

@NordoftheBlings: +1

This is a professional sport; you handle yourself in a professional manner. Unless you're my manager, who waddles out to argue with an umpire every other game and calls everyone "____-y"

aj i doubt you will read this but whoo boy do i have a great tip for you: last night on nfl 2nite trey wingo said that he thought the ravens were better than the titans because the titans defense lost albert haynesworth. well you know what? FUCK YOU TREY WINGO. you have a silly name

Ah....fuck my state.

My girlfriend goes to Drexel, so she wanted me to stay local

Other months' cover boys on "St. Louis" magazine:

@Kid Canada: Leave it to the Canadian to choose John McDonald as his "default slapdick player to be used to illustrate a point".

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

@redsoxchick: It's nice to know that you apparently didn't read a single word of the post.