@Sonar Jose: +1

...which soccer blogs are live blogging...

Not pictured: photgrapher telling Ryan to "Say 'Eseehc'!"

The Tiny Plastic Horn That Will Ruin The World Cup

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

The sound is from the vuvuzela, South Africa's answer to the Thunderstick.

Chris Berman thinks that Neil "Don't call me Carl" Everett needs to leave the "old musical references" schtick to a true professional.

Despite my own acheivements in eighth grade - namely, masturbating nine times per day when my parents went out of town - I was never tempted to put footage online for public consumption.

I think the real problem here is that Jay fucking Feely has a Twitter page, presumably with actual followers.

@Starburied: +1

That blog post has tremendous length.

@UkraineNotWeak: Feely is surely pissed that another Mexican is trying to steal a hard-working American's job.

Hey, if I want to hear right-wing blathering from a person whose opinion is worthless to me, I'll watch Elizabeth Hasselbeck on "The View", thank you very much.

@Weed Against Speed: +1

The "Florida State" section of the board displays the arrests record to which Florida truly aspires.

A peak inside the Florida football locker room

The family that shops for jorts together, stays together.

I heard that football players whip their dicks out counter-clockwise over there.

I apologize for not having a good dick joke at my fingertips, so I'll just say that bowing down to OPS as an infallible measure of a player's worth is almost as silly as thinking that shit like "David Eckstein plays the game the right way" is more important than drawing 100 walks a year.

@UkraineNotWeak: But you forget - Tiger is infinitely more "now" than Goosen.