@Hatey McLife: +1

That's nothing. You should see how naturally Bryant Reeves crosses over into his second-favorite sport - the assorted hijinks of The Redneck Games.

We were one of the few Little League's in the world who went to the Little League World Series in Williamsport Pennsylvania back to back in 2003 and 2004.

The pitchers that ended up doing better this past 2009 season were the ones that Noble pitched more.

Little did Hansbrough know, the guys who create those mock drafts are the toughest, grittiest, least-athletic, hardest-working guys on the internet.

This is just like when someone nailed Robin Williams with a drive and he turned into "a puff of body hair."

This interview is going to be more awkward than Daniel LaRusso's first encounter with Ali Mills.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

Urban Meyer is going to issue a statement addressing this report, just as soon as he finishes writing his next book about the lack of class and discipline found within his rivals' programs.

Their coach was trying to lead them to back-to-back-to-back burglaries.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: +1

Whitlock has just unknowingly added "...so fat that she has to have custom-made shorts." to the long list of Wilmer Valderrama's "Yo Mama" jokes.

Most people identify with ugly (but fabulously wealthy) pro coaches

@Artie Fufkin: Yeah, I just saw that too. Not cool. I'm still excited about the Braves' team the rest of the way, though - a nice mix of veterans and exciting young guys.

@Artie Fufkin: The aquarium question was in regards to your question some time last week, not the Pearl Jam discussion (hopefully that made sense).

What's up, everyone?

@X-tacle: Good lord. +1

@ArkansasFred: +1

Eat your heart out, Cristiano: in the months before the '94 World Cup, Alexi Lalas plowed through a Volkswagen van worth of shoeless hippies during the Phish U.S. tour.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I thought that meant that he was supposed to start a rap group called "Cav Thugs-N-Harmony"