I haven't heard of someone sleeping so close to a giant pile of shit since Debbie Clemens.

@Gourmet Spud: I've heard that Summer's Eve has a huge presence on K Street.

He then added, "Like this picture here, for instance, of one-and-a-half white people out to dinner."

NBA teams with a 3-1 lead in a series are 182-8 since the league was formed.

I actually saw a special on this dude on "HBO: Real Sports" or something once. He's a lifelong L.A. Clippers season ticket-holder and apparently obscenely rich (though I don't recall how/why); he has a multi-million-dollar house in the Hollywood Hills and, clearly, dresses horribly.

That's not how you do it! Joseph Weary isn't even dead yet!

@ClueHeywood: ...and when your team actively, desperately shopped you to every other team in the league before the draft and no one was interested.

The "Alternate Jerry West Silhouettes" line never was a big seller.

Not pictured: Joe Biden, standing behind Sotomayor's right shoulder, ripping a gigantic fart.

@ArkansasFred: +1

I love you, I love you, wherever you may play I will always follow you, I follow you

If that's a girl drinking from a plastic cup full of beer and Rohypnol, that could either be a Lakers game or a Wednesday night at the Sigma Chi house.

@Artie Fufkin: +1

He wed a beautiful burst of sunshine named Sanae Tomita, 33, of Kyoto, Japan.

I think I read this same story in last month's issue of "No Shit" Magazine.

Brett Favre Victimized By Improv Comedy Group

@MarkKelsosMigraine: /tips cap

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1 if that was a Kaz Matsui's Anal Fissure reference

@MitchKayak: +1

@Gourmet Spud: Seriously though - it's like when a fat girl spends $300 on a new pair of shoes. What's the fucking point?