Dude, you're shorter than the Stanley Cup. I don't think that accessorizing or trying to strike a cool pose is really necessary.
Athens Grease
athens-grease-old
"Alright - fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool."
@Torgo's Executive Powder: I knew you'd be one person who would note that those are the norm in some cities. Athens definitely qualifies.
I never really needed Telander's self-rebuttal, since I had already ignored the original accusations thanks to my personal "Don't believe anyone wearing pink Croakies" rule.
@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: The first step is rejecting a $150M contract offer from your team. What a shrewd businessman!
[Major League Jerk]
The decision issued Friday by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington doesn't address the main question of racism at the center of the case. Instead, it upholds the lower court's decision in favor of the football team on a legal technicality.
In the empty lot where the ladies play blind man's bluff with the keychain
@Karlifornia: Good lord. Someone give this man a star.
@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: /rips out own eyeballs
@RoxanneEndymion: The fuck?
Irvin gave Behm's wife a pair of bloody scissors, a few syringes and a massive pile of blow last night after taking up a collection from the guests at his party.
@NoPracticoBurress: I thought Dee Mirich was a woman...and when did she pass away?
Inspired by Ron Artest's stories, Kobe expressed his frustration with the loss by stabbing a cute blonde from behind later Thursday night.
@DumpsterDining: Will Leitch and the commenters at Deadspin, who use their real names, like "Dumpster Dining" and "Athens Grease" don't hide.
I'm not sure that I follow. So, it's better to call out an athlete if there's a chance that you will see his exposed cock the next day?
@Silent_Q: And coincidentally enough, his "co-star" and former teammate Michael Olowokandi actually washes windows for a living.
like the bad boy pictured above, which was made for him for in a specialty auto shop in Florida