Are you suggesting that Darius Miles may suffer from lapses in judgment? Slow down there.

I don't see what the big deal is.

@Brazil Thrill: In many instances, a newspaper will simply lay stationary as a NASCAR fan accidentally drives his home near a copy.

How do rednecks count to five?

You could have just removed the words "Wall Street Journal" from the headline, Dash.

"I bought a 3-bedroom split-level from Doug. He was wonderful."

Leyritz was briefly comforted by the memories of his classic World Series home run when Mark Wohlers took his order at Wendy's on the way home from the hospital.

His wife actually told Jim that using a gun would be more effective, but he said that lugging the thing around would just be too big an inconvenience.

@X-tacle: If only Rose could be euthanized in the middle of the infield.

Give me the Hornets +34.5.

@ScientificMapp: I would prefer a Karl Hungus joke, personally.

I love the brilliance of the very first comment below the article:

@ClintonPortishead: +1

I'm withholding judgment until I hear it from Kige Ramsey of YouTube Sports.

"Crazy-Looking Bitches Have Feelings Too!"

@Barry Lutz: You're a Tennessee fan, right?

He was also shocked to find out that NASCAR has even "more Republicans than Wake Forest."

Coakley, a plumb-ah for Tri-County Plumbing in Floral Park

The Penguins won thanks to power of Steve Mazefsky's custom Simeon Vaginamov jersey.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: It really is quite a list, isn't it?