I wonder if Debbie got her dress from Kasual Korner.

/stares at middle of shirt for ten seconds

"....and true to its alien form, emerged by ripping through Parker's stomach in hideous fashion."

@David Hume: +1. Jesus.

Why, this is exactly what I would do too if I was an air conditioner repairman with no life or future!

@Athens_Grease: Fuck - mayo is Miracle Whip, whipped cream is Cool Whip.

I always hear about athletes getting money and cars from their programs. I would hope that Mayo could have at least gotten a cool whip out of it.

Not to be outdone, Peyton has donated money and his name to the Manhattan Center for Down Syndrome Research.

Thursday night is mens 12" slow-pitch softball

@DeepFriar: +1

Meyer plans on writing a book about Matthews' complete and utter lack of class/integrity/"respect for the game", then getting angry at reporters for asking about Matthews before their next encounter.

When pressed for the reasoning behind the extraordinarily light penalty, an MLB official said, "Well, Kinsler is a Jew."

She proved that her intentions are pure, however, when the interviewer asked her if she loved Mike and she replied, "For shizzle"

@Gourmet Spud: Wow. +1

Keller would never have been able to date a girl like this:

This doesn't make sense; Florida QB #15's home state should be "Nazareth."

@Starburied: +!

Benoit's Doctor Feelgood Headed To Jail

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Mary Pierce's dad trumps them all with his "Mary, kill the bitch!" outburst in the middle of one of her matches.

@SonofSpurrier: IZ THERE A REASON WHY ALL OF UR COMMENTS R IN ALL CAPS? U KNOW, JUST CURIOUS LOLZ