@formerly Chief Wahoo: I think I speak for the Hawks' organization in saying that dislike (or merely caring enough about their opponent to root against them) is a step up from complete and utter apathy.

What's up, DUAN? I assume I'm the only person cheering for (or caring about) the Atlanta Hawks tonight?

caused a masturbating riot

@Karlifornia: +1

Drew, you may be interested to know that my final four "ways that I wish Brett Favre would permanently disappear" are as follows:

@Weed Against Speed: "Just look at this advertisment....Who in the world would need a computer that sits on your lap?"

@wonderlic—-myballs: I could have lived without that mental image.

This Georgian judge would like to give her a 6.5

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I was aboard the "Andre Smith #1" bandwagon before he made it apparent that he would be a fucking disaster with $35M guaranteed. After that, I don't know that anyone else was talented enough or potentially impactful(?) enough to warrant #1 consideration. So I guess I was behind Stafford by…

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: To be fair, if you think that there's a much greater drop-off from tight end #1 to tight end #2 than there is from, say, tackle #5 to tackle #6, I can't fault you for choosing the tight end.

@Becky_MI: I think there's legitimate cause for hope there...and I promise you that this has nothing to do with the fact that I really want Stafford to succeed.

@Dr Steve Brule: Hey, I just had three beers - the perfect amount for me at this advanced age!

@This.Is.Malcolm: + $0.19 a day

@The Mighty Pigs: Actually, after getting "3" tattooed on the side of his head, Babe Ruth used to regularly bang interns in the back of his Model-T Ford.

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I laughed at that.

So far, so good - by getting elected, he's brought Detroit's unemployment rate down .000001%

@BruschisBrewsky: Also not pictured: frat douches, Jamal Anderson blowing frat douches

I was going to make fun of the size of the crowd, but then I remembered the last Atlanta Braves game that I watched.

One is the most powerful person on the face of the Earth, and one is merely Barack Obama.

so sorry, i have been tryin to hit ya up with da 411, but i guess the bberry isnt deliverin. bummer i was think i was rollin big time