Reginald Leonard Jackson, A.K.A Mr. October, was detained when he ripped a giant fart in a reporter's face, police said.

It probably lingers on a while longer, on life support, a Terri Schiavo of journalism

/arm asplode

He ultimately bedded Pizzuti after writing his follow-up letter, which read:

Wondering where to direct your ire? I know I was, until I found Sybil Blalock, Chair of the NCAA Division I Tennis Committee, whose day is about to get a whole lot worse.....Technically, she represents "women's tennis interests," but she made the mistake of being chair of the Division I Tennis Committee during the…

Brett Favre laughs at Vick's home confinement as he slices open a deer and playfully throws its intestines at his daughter.

Fat at shit, with a sunburn, a buzz cut and bright orange clothes? He looks like a gay Georgia state trooper.

@Hatey McLife: Jesus.

This is a novelty for most Alabama residents, as most moving vehicles there usually double as their homes.

@Karlifornia: Wasn't that horse in Nags With Attitude?

@UpstateUnderdog: I am sad to admit that that made me laugh out loud. A reluctant +1.

@ScientificMapp: I wouldn't think that Tim Tebow would be so vengeful.

But that all changed on Draft Day with the launch of The Big Red Army.

Alright, y'all - will be hitting the sack shortly then driving to Athens in the morning. If you see something on the news about a 28-year-old who died in Athens because he forgot what it was like to consume large quantities of alcohol....well, that was probably me.

@CitizenStrange: Good point - in the NFL's much-discussed strength-of-schedule calculation, they might not be rated very highly in the polls with a similar performance in 2009.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Totally agree. Maybe they could take Corvey Irvin in the 4th-5th or Asher Allen in the 2nd-3rd as well?

@Torgo's Executive Powder: As much as I would enjoy that, it would be completely impractical - they're paying huge money to Turner and have Norwood under contract for another year or two.

Fuck. Yes.

I cast my vote for "JanitorMan", played by Erick Barkley.

@THE MENTALIST!: +1. You never cease to amaze.