@Rock You Like An Iracane: Moe taught him proper punctuation.

Her brother Geovany tried to conduct an interview with a reporter during his game last night and proceeded to blow out a hamstring.

@Chicago Sometimes: Agreed. Get this man a star!

Jesus - Jennifer Wilbanks thinks this chick looks creepy.

Daly's story is less believable than Ashlee Simpson performing on SNL. I mean, this guy is a bigger hooters enthusiast than an owl conservationist. He smokes more than a faulty chimney.

@Blast it, Biggs: I would love to personally defy the logic of her sex laws.

The Wilpons are p.i.s.s.i.n.g me off with this disconnect with fans and team.

Hopefully this will work out better for her than when she ordered Chris Brown to "Shut Up and Drive"

Falcons fans' penises will, depending on whether black or white, be large or small.....then disagree on whether or not Mike Vick's prison sentence is fair.

Shit, gotta run. Good night, everyone....

@carig: Most of the guys I know wouldn't be very cool with a woman who has such a big-time career. And my friends are far from the less-evolved fringes of Southern society.

@ClintonPortishead: Sorry, but as a guy who doesn't really have a horse in the race (I half-assedly root for the Hawks), I find Lebron to be extremely likeable and not much of a phony at all.

@carig: Aha. Oxford is a cool city but, as you well know, just unbelievably small. I'm having difficulty simply convincing my girlfriend to visit for a weekend.

@carig: You went to UGA, correct? Do you live in Tennessee now?

@Yinka Double Dare: Ahh....yes, I'm sad to admit that I, too, was duped. It always made it seem like Michigan and Green Bay were bending over backwards for the guy, when I couldn't even understand how/why he'd be better than a #3 (at best) for either team.

@Yinka Double Dare: It always seemed to me - a Southerner whose only exposure to Big Ten/national recruiting is my healthy obsession with Rivals' lists/factoids - that Robinson and Forcier presented a nice option (no pun intended) for what Rodriguez would like to do with his offense. But that makes sense; I guess…

@CreampuffTKO: If it was, my girlfriend forgot to check the calendar. HEY-YO!

@Fawn Liebowitz: Ha! A "DHV" or something, correct?

@Yostal: That makes sense. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why Rich Rod would honest-to-god prefer Paulus over either of those two.

@lollier: So if you were, like, drinking a PBR while wearing it?