@Yostal: That kid's ridiculous comment aside, please tell me that you think The Paulus Experiment is a bad idea for several other reasons.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: What the—? To do a seven-round mock draft?!?

@Karlifornia: You could do what I'm doing and put together a seven-round NFL Draft just for the hell of it.

@G Gordon Liddy: To paraphrase Bill Maher:

@I Party With Smoot: Like, if we're discussing, say, the Bills' options in the draft, can I throw in a gratuitous dig at fat chicks or not?

What's up, DUAN? Is it safe to enter?

@Gourmet Spud: Fuck. Beat me to it.

Clearly, this guy is still a big Mortal Kombat fan.

@BruschisBrewsky: "Hey, say hi to your wife's ass dimples for me!"

@BruschisBrewsky: Believe it or not, I have several friends who are die-hards. I just quit hanging on the Hawks' every move (usually bad) years ago - there are only so many poor draft picks a person can stomach.

@NextStopPottersville: a low scoring women's basketball team

What? No mention of the Atlanta Hawks' blowout win?!?!

EXTREME!!!1!

When Daulerio finally appears on SportsCenter, I can't wait to ask him about the experience during his fake press conference.

Fortunately, they are allowing people to buy "Gallo - 55 to life" jerseys.

@CoolHwhip: Don't forget Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong.

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Have not yet signed with a major recording label.

Where is "Charles Barkley's Golf Game"?

@Athens_Grease: Ah fuck, it's rubgy, not soccer. Oh well...

Next frame: number 12 falls to the ground.