@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And that's why Marinovich successfully, literally executed the "/shits pants" meme.

He rented a ranch and hired a company that did barbecue on a huge grill on a flatbed truck. He turned the barn into a stadium with hay-bale seating. He hired strippers, ten white and ten black.

I suppose it's more interesting than "CSI: Leavenworth"

"You Dead, Dogs"

@MattinglysSideburns: +1

I see that they're still using political cartoonists' stock images of Dubya's ears and Jimmy Carter's teeth over there.

@Hatey McLife: Nike made him one, but it's currently being used as the tarp for the baseball field.

@UkraineNotWeak: +1.

Upon seeing the beaten Redskins fan fall to the ground, an onlooker shed a single tear.

@ClintonPortishead: Good God, man. A reluctant +1.

"A great, record-setting high school quarterback? He must be a great college or pro quarterback!"

@Gourmet Spud: Well done, sir.

Also "such a fat kid toy": Little Debbie wrappers.

On April 8 he had 10 strikeouts in a no-hitter against River Ridge, and had 17 Ks on April 3 vs. Land O' Lakes.

@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: It looks like a reel page-turner.

I love that my any search of my web history by my employer would include "suck-the-big-one" displayed within my browser.

a scandal that, to the thousands of saltwater anglers who consider the contest a sacred tradition, was as momentous as if Lance Armstrong had been tossed out of the Tour de France

The return of Karen Carpenter to California was a brief one. Emergency trip to the hospital likely.

MC Hammer's creditors definitely did not quit.