@Sense_da_Merger: Condi's favorite rapper? You guessed it - Bruce Pearl.

If Mike Piazza wasn't a Deadspin frequenter before today, the link titled "Awful Butthole Photos" is sure to convert him.

I guess I'll just, uh, close the door to my office now....

@Hatey McLife: That's the loudest I've ever laughed at a comment. Thank you.

@RootingForTheMeteor: +1

Her favorite governor? You guessed it - George Wallace.

This would make a great wacky storyline for the next "Mike in Brazil" clip.

The Packers miss the good old days of having an insufferable douche of a quarterback on their roster. It has been a whole year, you know.

@Afino: Last night I saw that Syracuse was TSN's (very early) preseason #1 for next year. Not anymore.

This just seems like a publicity sunt.

Good night, everyone....

@MrRedDevil: Ha! Awesome.

@Artie Fufkin: Wow. +1, Frenchy....I think.

@Athens_Grease: Also, I'm trying to determine what my up-to-bat song would be at this moment. I'm at a loss.

@Artie Fufkin: On that topic, is Chipper's song still "Crazy Train"? I swear that's been his up-to-bat song for a decade now.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Good call.

@NoPracticoBurress: One of my worst foot-in-mouth moments ever came when a friend, who was about to get married, asked a group of us, seemingly out of the blue, "Hey, do y'all know who Josh Groban is?"

@BigTenObsession: aaaand there went my entire supply of Jon Secada references

@Business_Socks:

@StevieWonder: Agreed. As much as I love Knowshon, I don't see why you'd take him there if you already have a good (great?) RB in Slaton.