Combined IQ's of the general managers who signed them to those contracts? 79

@Her?: Thank you for making me laugh out loud in my office.

@Hatey McLife: Personally, I prefer the "Which one of Paul Wall's grills are you?" Application.

ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Sporks

Playing for a high school's sports team despite not stepping foot in an actual high school? What's the big deal?

Wasn't this entire book once summarized by Nada Surf?

Leading Tiger, D.W. Dragon, the sequel to the 2000 smash hit.

@UkraineNotWeak: Just noticed that myself. Unbelievable.

"And as an additional tribute to Mattingly, I even refused to cut my hair when my parents tried to make me. My mullet was fucking awesome."

@Hit Bull Win Steak: +1

@Starburied:

This looks disturbingly similar to the setup for the "Houston 600".

and on occasion a trip to the North Carolina Jaycee Burn Center

@FozzieBear: Maybe it was misspelled on purpose in order to make some sort of play on words with the "pot" reference.

Things got awkward when the fans, having only seen one black person in a hockey arena before, began chanting "Anson Carter sucks!"

Let's Play With Balls of Fire

The sports media in Japan has already nicknamed her "Happy Love Clown Time Cheer!!!"

@Pardon_The_Bad_Post: They do, however, play with a lot of heart.

@Jose Hernandez: Thanks....I actually ended up taking Sizemore after all.

@ClintonPortishead: Was he "glogging" again?