@Orange and Palindromic: Wow - just read that. Fucking hilarious.

@Jose Hernandez: Miggy's physique scares the shit out of me. The last thing I want to see in the middle of the summer is "DET: M. Cabrera - out 2-3 weeks (cholesterol)"

@Her?: Just sit back and accept the money while everyone tries to fight the urge to punch you.

@FirstDerivative: Thanks - may have to stay in the NL East, I guess. I was also thinking of Utley, just because 2B is so shallow, but I know taking him at 5 may be a bit of a reach.

@Her?: Man, 15/16 is just ridiculous. A guy in my pool hit all 16, which makes him either brilliant or extremely lucky.

@FirstDerivative: Wow - nice going. I'm somewhere around there too. Unfortunately I had Washington and Arizona State both reaching the Elite Eight, but because I built such a huge lead off of bonus points in the first round (Cleveland State, Dayton, WKU), I'm still looking decent in my pool.

Ok, y'all:

What's up, DUAN? Am I the only person whose bracket isn't completely destroyed?

And don't forget to direct your attention to the bottom of the page and a word from our website, www.vincepapale.com.......that is, of course, as long as you are not black.

This guy just supports the Rangers, Win Lose or Draw.

@Skating Tomato: Well, the at-large "last teams in" from power conferences give the elite teams much better games than the Morehead States of the world do, so I'm not sure I can buy that argument.

I still don't understand why, if this game is simply the result of giving an additional conference an automatic bid, the play-in game isn't between the two final at-large teams? I mean, other than the fact that the winner wouldn't be a 16 seed and, therefore, would make our brackets much more difficult to fill out…

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: +1

@Weed Against Speed: Zack Morris sees nothing wrong with it.

"Ok, everyone - smile and say 'beaver'"

@Bobby_Big_Wheel:

To be ignorant is to have no biases at all.

@Matt Sussman: @Jefferson Tardship: A +1 to you both.

If Obama simply stuck an apostrophe between the "O" and the "b" in his own name, he could not only pass for an Irishman himself, but also carry the vote of Crimson Tide fans.

@Doyle McPoyle: How could I forget about Mingo? Rantavious wasn't even the funniest-named player in the class of 2009.