My money's on Georgia wide receiver Rantavious Wooten.

suffered a "flesh wound"

What, no "BlogStrong" bracelet?

@Chris Ethel Berman: I don't know, I sorta dig it.

I'm surprised that something called the "Panama City Beach Open" isn't sponsored by a hair gel manufacturer, car stereo installation store or STD medicine company.

Meanwhile, Matt Guttierez is being driven around Tijuana by Julian Tavarez's midnight booty call.

@The Ghost of Charles Bronson: Good god - that's fucking disgusting.

I'm sure that the last woman who kissed Tavarez used the same rationale after being reminded of the bomb-ridden shithole that is Julian's complexion.

@ClintonPortishead: +1

In the name of accuracy, they had Ewing take six steps without dribbling before running the kid over.

There was no stopping Kobe. He just attacked, attacked, attacked the entire night until he was able to penetrate at will.

Slightly Annoying Travel Note of the Week: Imagine my surprise when I got on the "T" - that's what they call the subway here - to go to Logan International Airport and discovered that it's actually across the harbor from the city. You'd think that in the year 2009, a major city like Boston could build a more…

Somehow my defense of "Your honor, she may be 17 but she's got a body like she's 18" didn't hold up in court.

The worst thing that might happen is that the track team might have to forfeit a National Championship, but no one will ever remember who won a national championship in track anyway.

Alright y'all, I'm out. Have a good night.

@Jerkwheat: Now that would be nice.

@BigTenObsession: @ScientificMapp: Saw those coming and they still made me laugh.

Has anyone seen Ryan Adams and the Cardinals on their current tour? I'm seeing them next weekend and wondering what sort of setlist to expect.

@Stoned Lightning:

@Sex Fabregas: Thanks - so nothing new, then?