According to Vegas oddsmakers, Bag of Vomit would be a 14-point favorite over Wazzu on a neutral field.
Athens Grease
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This is nothing compared to the "Driver's Safety Night" the Hornets had on the night they retired Bobby Phills' jersey.
@MikeStantonWalkOffBalk: Fuck - you were faster. Well done.
What is he Sylvia Plath?
Even worse? ESPN wouldn't let me submit my fucking comment.
The "PC - Next Opponent: Pittsburgh" mention reminds me - we should be hearing from DeepFriar any moment now.....
He asked his sister Jane for some money, but she's fuckin' broke too.
If you pay $25,000 for Tiger Woods' empty Gatorade bottle, you might have a problem.
Man, that Jenn Sterger is everywhere.
The highest at a public school? The University of Florida's head parole officer.
The belt in question is described as being about 54 inches in length.
@wonderlic—-myballs: I'd bench Eli for about 20 other QBs in or out of league
Nothing says "improvement" like acquiring the backup quarterback from an 8-8 team.
I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' fairway!
Alright, I'm off to bed. Have a good one, everybody...
@Rock You Like An Iracane: Yes, another one of my favorites. And there are still so many media members left to "rate"!
@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Nope, definitely not a DUAN reader, so no worries there.
@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: It's quite alright. In fact, I remember being the object of some of your ire for my overuse of lame memes in my prior commmenter life - and in retrospect, it was well-deserved.