@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Yeah, I think so too. But remember how bad he was in New York? He was like a walking turnover.

@Jerkwheat: Ah, good point. He could be solid.

@Artie Fufkin :REAL NAME: ™: Andre Smith?

@ClintonPortishead: I don't know - Garcia only seems to take his teams to "as good as they could be under any other circumstances". He played for Detroit and Cleveland as recently as four or five years ago and was fucking horrible. He seems like a good player when everything around him is looking okay, but I wouldn't…

@Skating Tomato: Um....Fran Tarkenton? Or, as HS-S just mentioned, Hines Ward, who played RB, WR and QB at UGA.

@ClintonPortishead: Ha! It isn't even necessarily about Stafford - he could end up being fantastic for all I know - but with almost all high-first-round QB's, a guy's success is so dependent upon his surrounding cast. Stafford would have absolutely nothing around him except Calvin Johnson. No line, no good running…

@Jerkwheat: I agree; I think a stud LT would allow them to play Backus at RT, move their RT (Cherilus?) inside and bump some scrub down to a backup role.....and not let a $60M investment at QB get destroyed behind an awful O-line.

So, sorry if this topic has already been discussed in previous evenings, but what do y'all think the Lions should do with the #1 pick? I imagine there are several people on the "No Matt Stafford" campaign?

@J-Animal: Every time I see Chris Paul's name (or, in this case, nifty pseudo-acronym) I think about how ridiculously good the Atlanta Hawks could be right now if they had simply drafted him.

@ClintonPortishead: How many of those six players were the centerpieces of horribly one-sided trades?

Hello again, everyone - I'm back now. Yes, you can all exhale.

Alright, everyone. I'm off for a little bit.

I'm sorry; I know that no one should ever actually give a crap about something like this-ever-but the fact that the Mt. Rushmore of Illinois did not have Red Grange on it is a crime against humanity.

As long as he brings the less intelligent black athletes rather than the more intelligent white athletes, he should be fine.

I'm guessing it flipped over due to the roads icing.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: +666

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: So now he's stealing your name and your comments. What the fuck is the deal with this guy?

@Matt_T: Even stranger is the fact that his other son is named Bear Manning Crumley.

I'm sure he was just paraphrasing his favorite Too Short song at the time or something.

Did you see the way he just willed the milk out of his mother's tit?!?!?!?!?