@12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: Yeah, I was just making fun of the prior notion that he would choose Atlanta because he lives in Orlando. Like those two cities are a short drive apart.
But...but...he lives in Orlando! Atlanta is in his backyard!
Perhaps in the Arrowhead Stadium in the sky, Derrick Thomas bangs away on Left Eye.
I don't think Chili is hot, but she's definitely not Unpretty.
@Its The Beer Talking: +1
The problem is, this guys story seems about as legit Roger Clemens or Barry Bond's at this point.
Apart from the cousin story, Alex Rodriguez didn't tell us anything new about his steroids experiment. Does this cousin even exist? Does anyone give a flying fuck?
@TracyHamandEggs: Isn't there a huge difference between what Jags did (interview with another team against the explicit orders of his employer) and what Leach appears to be doing (not agreeing to a contract extension that forbids him from interviewing elsewhere in the future)?
@Back to Azian Zero: +2 shrunken testicles
@Torgo's Executive Powder: And then replace "Griffey" with "guy filling in for Griffey when he's on the DL"
Bud Selig: It's Not My Fault
@Stev D: +1
Of course, the team is really called the Penris Panthers.
@Gourmet Spud: Christ. I need to stop laughing at shit like this.
Going Out On His Own Terms
@Doyle McPoyle: I'm positive that those words were typed by someone wearing a backwards Dodgers hat and a shirt with a large eagle printed across the front.
He then added "I guess I'll just go home and pretend to fuck my hot wife."
"I've never really had anybody out on the street, a fan or somebody say, 'You know what, you should be ashamed.' But I feel that way sometimes. That's probably just because I have to wear adult diapers though."
Arizona police go hard on us, DMX, Tyson, Barkley, Cudi...Kid Cudi REALLY dont like Reeboks, huh? (Talib Kweli's Twitter)