@Shakey: "Hey, defensive back.....SMELL MY VAGINA!!!!"

Yet my old Mike Gallego cards aren't worth shit.

While the Angels can no doubt afford Abreu, any team that signs Atreyu has to pay the luxury Artax.

"No, no, no. Mine goes 'Da na na na na NA na', and theirs goes 'Da na na na naNA na'. they're totally different."

"Does Roberto Alomar Have AIDS?" is proper use of a headline-writing tactic taken directly from the Fox News Channel.

Dall said that Alomar was suffering from erectile dysfunction and confided "he was raped by two Mexican men after playing a ballgame in New Mexico or a Southwestern state when he was 17"

Chippewas? More like "Chippewaaaaahhhhhh"

Oh no! It's.....Bitter Wine Face!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Hot

@crazyjoedavola: It was either saying that or calling it "smoking the wacky tobacky"

Win A World Title Or Die Trying

@Joke_Killa: It looks like Kiffin chose "Face: Young Douche 1" as his coach avatar.

@NoPracticoBurress: I think they just wanted to convey that he absolutely was not Ol'Keese

@12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: @UkraineNotWeak: @Artie Fufkin: I'm definitely in for Atlanta/anywhere else in the Southeast.

@David Hume: +1 Well done.

@Katni: @Back to Azian Zero: My original plan was to propose but I think this would be much more special. For me, at least.

This sounds like a perfect idea for my girlfriend's birthday gift.

Ah....thank you for linking to the "baseball" tag. I had forgotten what that word was for a moment.

I've heard of saying "hit me", but this is ridiculous!

Naturally, his favorite lullaby is "Don't Cry"